spookymormon:

she-beastly:

spookymormon:

STOP SETTING OFF FIREWORKS IT IS JULY 6TH 

You can never stop celebrating freedom 

freedom my ass i can’t get married or have an abortion i hope the nsa sees this

(via tyleroakley)

juilan:

Don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell

(via tronglegacy)

middlechildswag:

Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.

middlechildswag:

Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.

(via kingsleyyy)

mom: can you do this chore for me?
me: *doesn't do it within 0.2 seconds*
mom: *does it for you*
mom: why can't you ever be responsible

boyzwhat:

thefaceshekeepsinajarbythedoor:

things i need to do:

  • clean my room
  • get a college degree
  • learn how to have healthy relationships
things i want to do:
  • play with puppies and kittens
  • find someone cute to cuddle and make out with
  • drive to the ocean
things i actually am doing:
  • taking subpar selfies
  • running a semi successful blog
  • listening to sad songs and watching too much netflix

Who is this and why are you pretending to be me….

(via boyzwhat)